Violin Jokes


What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.

What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A fiddle is fun to listen to.

Why are viola jokes so short?
So violinists can understand them.

How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.

How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
Put it in a viola case.

What do a violin and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why doesn’t anyone ever compliment a violin player?
Because everyone knows that the real instruments deserve all the compliments.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?
The bow is moving.

What is the range of the violin?
As far as you can kick it!


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